Barzettelle - Scusate: "BARZELLETTE" (lu graficu à fusu)

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L'aggiu numerate, cussì se 'bbaggiu cuntare 'na barzelletta, ve dicu lu numeru...

1 - Ciau cumpà - ciau comu sciamu - boni, sienti ce à 'fare cra 'matina? - Taggiu dittu ca se imu 'fatiare m'à 'nvisare armenu dò giurni prima... - percè? - Ca cra 'mmatina nun aggiu 'ffare nu cazzu...!?

Tra amici (PH LeccesiDentro)

2 - Uei Ronzinu, la sai ca ieri aggiu spargnatu n'euro? - E comu à fattu? - Mo te spiegu Ucciu: "stà spettava la corriera e nel frattempo maggiu 'dumata na sigaretta, quandu aggiu 'ntisata la capu la corriera ia già partuta"... - E beh - l'aggiu secutata e cussì aggiu 'rriatu a destinazione, quindi aggiu sparagnatu l'€ no? - Certu ca si fessa - percène? - Percè se ivi secutatu nu taxi eri sparaghnatu de cchiui!?

3 -Ce mestieri faci? - Glukkista. - E 'ce 'bede? - Nienti, me mintu allu portu cu 'li pantaloni curti, me li inchiu de petruddhuli (pietroline) e ogni tantu 'nde minu una a mare, quandu cadenu intr 'lacqua fannu gluk...!?

4 -Prontu angelu, tieni minuti? - Si... - Ieu anni...!?

5 -Percè stà tingi grigiu? Ca finu a moi aggiu faticatu a neru!?

6 - Allora t'anu assuntu? Iata a 'ttie, ieu ae na vita ca nu 'me coddha...!?

7 - Percè stà tingi grigiu? Ca finu a moi aggiu faticatu neru!?

8 - Alieno a forma di pomodoro, era un San Marzieno

Stà 'ffatiamu...

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